About us

Hello, and welcome to our website! We first met in the kink community in June of 2010 and have been inseparable ever since. Our kink life has come and gone as we learned more about ourselves, our desires, and how to work together as a team. We are two sadistic kinksters who love to play and co-top together. We have a passion for making our friends squirm with discomfort and delight!

 

Let’s talk about our toys. It all started with a dare that we couldn’t make a paddle that would break a particular masochist’s ass. Thus came the first Badass paddle, win for the sadists!! So we started thinking about other fun designs and ways to make our toys stand out as the best in design and functionality. With his metal working background and her eye for artistic beauty came the Rose Paddle. Welded from chain and powder coated to perfection, this baby is so much fun!! We love how it makes people’s eyes grow in fear, and their drawers wet with anticipation.

 

He is also into rope suspension and leads a local rope bomb group that gathers in random areas to suspend people up in public places. The downfall is not all places are suitable for suspension. That’s where the next bright idea came from, tripods! We make custom tripods in both lightweight aluminum for on the go rope fun, and a heavier steel for the more industrial heavy play. But what’s a tripod without a suspension rig? Problem solved, we can make that too!

 

We have many goals in mind, one of them is a current work in progress, a compactable tripod for backpacking. Our hope is to hike to a lookout tower with a 360 degree view and tie up a damsel in distress for an epic photo opportunity. We are also working on creating insertables and some different cage designs. We love coming up with new and fun ways to bring pleasure to the kink community. Send us a message if you have a custom design in mind. 

 

We started selling our toys in 2014 at Paradise which is now known as Renegade’s Rendezvous. This is an amazing outdoor event in the Seattle area. The following year we branched out and started attending Kinkfest in Portland. Our goal is to make it to Folsom Fair in San Francisco and Sin in the City in Las Vegas. So come to an event, have fun, and stop by and check out our booth. We’d love to meet you!!

 

You can also follow us on Instagram, and Fetlife under BadassMetalToys. Please feel free to send us pictures of our toys in use and/or the after effects. We love to see when our toys have left a lasting impression!